Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Eman to be on "Dancing With The Stars," "American Idol," "Voices," "America's Got Talent" & "X Factor"

Environment Man is scheduled to perform on "Dancing With The Stars," "American Idol," "America's Got Talent" and the new shows "Voices," and Simon Cowell's "X Factor."  Eman will be dancing and singing and pontificating on the latest quantum theories of gravity.  Eman's spokesperson, Patricia Green, says that, "this is an unprecedented coup.  Eman has the talent to conquer all media.  This is just a starting point.

Eman claims to be the best dancer, singer and musician on the planet.  He also claims to be the greatest lover of all times.  That last claim has been disputed.